thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

yarrayora:

Bonus point if you add some mythos about me

bookchinite:

shouldnt:

THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH

Schools will never listen. The welfare of the children is the literal opposite of their goal. Their entire reason for existence is to train children into accepting unnatural schedules and making peace with giant, powerful, impersonal institutions that will not waver or make exceptions, not for your comfort, convenience, or even your health.

deathgripsforcutie:

konkeydongcountry:

abbasgreatesthits:

kinder chocolate tastes so fucking weird i ate two of them and now i feel sick also the packaging is creepy as shite what the hell